Is anal not socially acceptable to talk about anymore?

I know I said I was gonna be treading lightly like .2 seconds ago, but this is a topic I need to talk about. That's the kind of blogger I am. I'm not afraid to tackle the tough subjects. Over the weekend I finally crossed anal off my bucket list. It was something I was a bit skeptical about at first, but am all in on now. I loved it, she loved it, everything about it was great. Unfortunately, I was in a house with about 20 other people and the news spread rather quickly. I honestly can't believe how much shit (no pun intended) I got for it. I had half my friends calling me a legend, the other half saying I was gross and refused to even let me touch them. Ummmm I'm sorry when did not gay butt sex become so frowned upon? I was under the impression every guy and like 50% of chicks have either done it or planned on doing it. "Bart the butt fucker" was pretty much what I was called the entire day yesterday. Even when I just walked by all I could hear was "There goes Bart the butt fucker". Well I guess this is my life now, sleep with one eye open everyone.

PS- I am still absolutely flabbergasted how clean a chick's asshole can be.

I'm Baaaacccccckkkk

It's been about 6 months since I last blogged for you peasants but, by popular demand I've decided to come out of retirement. Who am I to deprive the people what they want? Now if you've followed this blog before I think we all remember how I definitely didn't get fired for blogging. Having said that, I do have an entirely new job that is much more corporate so I'm definitely gonna have to tread lightly. I've got about 6 months of shit to catch up on but, better late than never I suppose. The only question is do I still have it...