Am I a squid for trying to be a blogger?

So as I told you guys, my devoted fans, I was dying to blog all day. Its an itch I couldn't scratch being at work. I promised you guys a blog during my lunch break, and naturally I delivered. Now what I didn't expect was how my co workers were going to react. I practically got shoved into lockers and took mental wedgies all day. People calling me a nerd for trying to follow my dream, saying I'd never make it, I'm wasting my time. Well I say Fuck that and fuck them. I ain't no nerd burger, I know it, you know it, and they know it. They're jelly as fuck that I'm blogging my heart out and they're stuck in they're post college rut. I had like two fans at work today (you know who you are cause your reading this) and the rest didn't even give me a shot. Rolling they're eyes at me and shit. Well newsflash bitches. Tom Brady didn't get drafted til the 6th round. Michael Jordan got cut from his varsity team (kinda). Derek Jeter has a small dick (prob anyways). Obama's black and he's the god damn president. The fact is I fucking love my haters. Just motivating me to blog that much harder, be that much funnier, that much more controversial. Every great person needs a great moment of adversity. For me that moment was today during my lunch break. Blogging away on my lap top while laughter rang through the halls of my work. Did I doubt myself? Maybe. But I never gave up and I never will. Not til I go viral and become the greatest blogging sensation the internet has ever seen. Blogging is a game of inches my friends a game of inches...