Meet the Bartimus

So pretty much everyone reading this blog are either my friends, random people who stumbled upon this, or a certain someone from a certain website I'd like to work for. Time for you guys who don't know me to meet the Bartimus. Thats me in the picture, photo bombing hard on two smokes. If there's one thing you need to know about the Bartimus its that I created the photo bomb. Don't believe me?

Trust me there's many more where that came from. Think thats my only look? Please...

I'll fall asleep right in your eye ball and not think twice about it. I think I might be narcoleptic, I can fall asleep anywhere anytime. I once fall asleep standing up. Oh and chicks you think your safe if you take a pic with me...think again...

I don't know how more girls don't look like this in those pictures...

JK bitches love me...

Okay enough with the photo gallery I think you guys get it. I'm a narcoleptic, photo-bombing, semi-rapist ladies man who rages. Nice to meet you too, internet.