Okay I know that picture is tough to see and it's not really cyber sex. In case you can't see the picture here's what is says...
"I loved our session last night...it was ace! You were very very wet! Your as sexy as anything and I love it! xxxx"
"As I do with you, sexy husband. xxxx
Kind Regards,"
I put the important stuff in bold cause I know how much you guys hate reading. This blog is not about their awful cyber sex game. There's a much bigger story happening here and its' this dude's vocabulary. It's so fucking ace I can't even stand it. I mean this story is hot as fuck right now and I know why. One word. Ace. I can't wait 'til the next time I fuck a chick, roll over and say "That was so ace...now get out". I'm gonna sound so ace when I say it. I'm just gonna say ace whenever I do anything cool from here on out. Ya, I'll probably run the word ace into the ground by the end of they day, but that's not stopping me.
Now onto the second part of this story. As ace as that guy was by saying ace, this chick was the complete opposite of ace. So Un-Ace for a cyber sex recap e-mail. I mean "As I do with you, sexy husband". You shittin me with that? What are the odds this chick has this on auto send every time my man Ace ( I know thats not his name, but it kinda is now) E-mails her. It's time for Ace to get a real woman to have internet sex with.
KIND REGARDS,
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