Today was a bitter-sweet day for me. On one hand I discovered my true passion in life, blogging. I was born to blog thats a fact. If I could get paid to sit on my fat ass all day and talk about random shit I might as well be in heaven. On the other hand the Pat's lost yesterday (A topic I have desperately tried to avoid) and sent me spiraling into a suicidal depression. Lights off, hiding under my covers, stabbing my Ray Lewis voodoo doll over and over again. Having to wait almost a year for football to actually matter (aside from gambling) again is depressing as shit. But I digress. My buddy showed me this picture the other day and I had to blog about it. I've said it since the day this douche bag was named the Niners starter something about Kaepernick just pisses me off. I couldn't figure out why though. Maybe cause I thought Alex Smith got screwed by Harbaugh, maybe because Kaepernick decimated the Pat's defense on national TV, or maybe I just hated his dumb ass tattoos. But the minute I saw this picture it all made sense. The guy IS fucking Squidward. I mean not only was Squidward a total fucking asshole but he's a fucking SQUID! Literally Squid is in his name. And Coling Kaepernick is Squidward's doppleganger. Kaepernick is Squidward...Squidward is Kaepernick.
PS- I have $700 bucks on the Niners to win the Super Bowl, guess I should buy myself a Squidward jersey...
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