8:00 A.M.- Wake up, make decision to fake sick
8:30 A.M.- Send fake sick text message
8:55 A.M.- Text from boss "Call me, I need to speak with you"
8:56 A.M.- Successfully make sick phone call
9:00 AM- Make Doctor's Appointment
9:01 AM- Back to sleep
10:30- Go to Doctor's, fake sick, get note.
11:00- Order meatball sub
11:30- Eat said meatball sub
11:35- Take dump, you know the rest.
11:40- Fall asleep to Arrested Development Reruns on Netflix
3:00 PM- Wake up, go back to sleep
4:00 PM- Start blogging carrer
4:01 PM to 11:53 PM: Blog hot fire
As you can see I had a pretty stressful day, and now my fake sick day has come to an end. Easily the worst part of the fake sick game is right now. Knowing I have to go back to work tomorrow and pretend to be happy and act like I enjoy being there makes me want to vomit. Oh well, see you bitches in the mother fucking morning...
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