Kid starts blog to get new job...Gets Fired from his old job. Oh wait that story's about me...

So as a lot of you reading this already know, yes it's my dream in life to be a blogger but unfortunately as of right now blogging ain't paying the bills. So as of a few days ago when I started this blog, I had a job at which I had already given my two weeks notice (got a better job). Now the operative word in that last sentence is had. I HAD a job when I started this blog. Walked into work yesterday thinking "Only 4 days left!" Nope, wrong Bartimus. The second I got in I pretty much got fired. Why you ask? What ever could someone such as myself do to lose his job? Well if your reading this then you probably saw my blog about my fake sick game. Ya my fake sick game is fire blah blah blah but posting it to Facebook knowing I'm friends with people who work there was well...the best idea I've ever had! I mean seriously I might be the smartest man alive. I don't start my new job until February 4th. Umm can you say extended vacation? You think I wanted to finish those last four days at work? Fuck no. Slowest two weeks of my life since the day I quit. So yea maybe I got fired, maybe everyone over there hates me now, but the way I look at it I just got a longer vacation. Just more time for Barstool to notice me...

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If you're wondering how it went down when I walked out yesterday it was something like this...