So this stories been spreading all day like wild fire. People dropping deuces in public bathrooms ending up dead because a poisonous spider was chilling under the toilet seat eatin that ass. So naturally I hold in my shit all day at work and the second I get home (just now) I go to take a shit and look under my toilet seat. No spider, no problem, I live to shit another day*. Then I do a little internet research and find out the stories fake. This story was all over my Facebook news feed today and rightfully so. If there's a spider out there smart enough to hide under toilet seats and bite that ass while your taking a shit, EVERYONE should know. I mean what better place for a poisonous spider to strike from? The toilet is a sacred and safe place. Man, woman, and child should feel protected on the toilet seat. So regardless that this stories fake, I'll be double checking my toilet seats every time I poo from here til the day I die. I aint going out like no punk bitch on the toilet seat.
*Live To Shit Another Day could be the name of your new favorite movie.
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