Dropped a missile today after crushing a large meatball sub. So I'm packin a lip doing my business (dips and dookies, spits and shits, pooping and packing whatever you'd like to call it) and I realize there's no toilet paper in my bathroom. Naturally this is my Mom's fault but now its my problem. Is there anything worse than getting off the toilet with full poopy butt (thanks Tom) and doing the waddle/shuffle to your TP stock? Now personally I pull my pants up but leave my ass hanging out, quite the visual I know. But I was talking to a couple of my buddies about this and we started arguing about how to handle this situation. The majority vote was to pull your pants all the way up and risk getting dump in your pants. Umm am I crazy or is that disgusting? I get it walking around with your shit filled butt crack hanging out isn't exactly the most chivalrous move but it no doubt beats getting shit in your pants. Your an adult, there should never be poop in your pants without legitimate reason.
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