Stephen Hawking Throws Ripper for Time Traveler's, No One shows up.

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Stephen Hawking recently gave a party - for time travellers.

But while he told plenty of people about the date, sent out invitations and waited patiently for them to arrive, no body came.

Of course that might have been because he waited until the party was over to send out the invites.

Professor Hawking explained his failed experiment in a recent interview with various journalists, written up by Ars Technica.

"I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible," he said.

"I gave a party for time-travellers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."

Hawking has previously spoken about the party, which was 'held' on 28th June 2009, and produced a video about the experiment - but due to the laws of causality, no one has retrospectively showed up.

Hawking also said that Einstein's theories offer the possibility of travelling backwards in time - but "it is likely that warping would trigger a bolt of radiation that would destroy the spaceship and maybe the space-time itself".

Smartest guy on the planet my ass! Hey Hawking you think you can just throw a time traveler's party and they're all gonna show up cause YOU'RE throwing the party? Don't mean to be a time traveling party pooper, but if I was a time traveler the last thing I would do was hang out with Stephen Hawking. That would be depressing as fuck. Just knowing you could be literally anywhere else in the history of history and your stuck reading books and discussing science with a motionless robot machine-man squid? Ya that sounds way cooler than oh I don't know, going back to BC times and watching guys literally murder each other for entertainment. Sorry to burst your snot bubble Hawking but it doesn't matter what kind of party your throwing, no one's showing up regardless.

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I'd like to see the invite list for this party. Who are these "time travelers" and who's to say I'm not one. On second thought maybe Hawking knew no body would show and thats why he invited people that don't exist. Hmmm Hawking might actually be smarter than I think...